thetapdripsunderthestriplight:

pencilscrap:

kaxbeokay:

spacemousey:

This really seems like an article from The Onion. No really:

Why don’t women just tell you what they want, you ask? Silly rabbit, then they wouldn’t be women!

The hell.

Why am I not surprised this was originally an AskMen article?

Sheesh.

This is fucking stupid.

FUCK YOU FOX NEWS I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR

highlights:

“Females who claim they aren’t impressed by compliments about their appearance are liars.”

“…no matter how independent women get, there will always be that part of them that wants to be treated like an old-fashioned lady… Sound contradictory to you? Well, that’s because it is. Women are a complete contradiction in terms and that’s one thing they’re likely never to evolve out of…”

“There was a time in the not-so-distant past when much of a woman’s importance was based simply on how she looked. You’d be hard-pressed to find anybody who’d admit to that attitude now.”

“It stands to reason that most modern women are willing and able to take care of all the needs in their world — money, shelter, even general household maintenance. (Plumber is under P in the yellow pages, right?)”

and last but not least, the entirely unrelated photo atop the article:

in conclusion: fuck you, faux news. 

(via fuckyeahfeminists)