OH HI THERE, GOT MILK.
your asinine, misogynistic, insulting, belittling ad campaign needs to stop, now.
because when uterus-bearers (O W8 i M3AN W0M3N BC EVRY1 W/ A UT3RUS iS A W0MAN) when people with uteri have pms, it is their fault. they are irrational, crazy, just trying to find excuses for their behavior, they are bitches, pussies. they aren’t in pain, they aren’t dealing with actual hormonal changes causing, among other things, emotional distress of any kind.
and most of all, got milk people, when pms symptoms go down, it is the man who suffers most. because all men are blubbering clueless buffoons who just want to control their women, and because all men like women and all women like men.
stop shaming me for my natural bodily processes. stop shaming me for my emotions. stop telling me that a normal relationship requires me to presume I’m always right and my man (who is also required to be a man) to treat me like a self-righteous asshole who always needs to be right, like a time bomb waiting to go off at that time of the month. stop belittling my experience: oh, what you go through is nothing compared to what you put everyone else through, *you bitch.* this is your fault.
YOU CAN SUCK MY GIRL-DICK, GOT MILK. YOU CAN SHOVE THOSE MILK CARTONS UP YOUR ASS AND YOU CAN SUCK IT HARD.
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you live in a world where hearts can weigh twenty pounds (specifically, giraffe’s). that is 35 times as big as the smallest baby ever born, at 10 oz. she survived.
you live in a world where there are animals that can only eat while hanging their heads upside down (specifically, flamingos).
you live in a world where bumblebees have hair on their eyeballs. their eyeballs.
you live in a world where caves can breathe.
you live in a world where all queen bees pipe the same note—a G-sharp/A.
you live in a world where lightning can be fossilized. the heat creates glass tubes in the ground.
you live in a world where icebergs can have green stripes.
you live in a world where humans have made an object that can travel faster thansound—a whip—and have produced laser light one million times brighter than the sun.
the blood vessels in your body would circle the earth 2.5 times—and there are more than 6.5 billion other people. together, our blood vessels would circle the earth 16 billion 938 million 89 thousand 250 times.
you live in a world where a thimbleful of a neutron star weighs over 100 million tons and the interstellar gas cloud Sagittarius B contains a billion, billion, BILLION liters of alcohol.
in your lifetime, you will probably walk the equivalent of five times around the equator.
your body and the earth are both 75-80% water.
life is such an amazing thing.
this seems particularly appropriate these days.